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2025-06-03 03:50 »

Buy buy notepad. :???: :shock: :cry:

"Microsoft Enriches Notepad with Basic Text Formatting"

They REALLY, have no clue... lol. :???: :???: :???:

https://www.techpowerup.com/337581/micr ... formatting
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2025-06-03 03:51 »

! wrote: 2025-06-03 03:50 Buy buy notepad...
"Buy buy notepad", an ironic joke. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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2025-06-04 04:47 »

Buy? That'll be a monthly subscription!

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2025-06-04 04:48 »

These fucking tech writers! You've been enriched! :lol:

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2025-06-04 04:54 »

[https://www.techpowerup.com/337581/micr ... formatting
Microsoft also recently integrated Copilot
Correction! Double enriched! :clap:

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2025-06-06 13:41 »

Steven W wrote: 2025-06-04 04:47 Buy? That'll be a monthly subscription!
Hahaha... :lol: :lol: :lol:

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2025-06-09 06:48 »

I can just imagine a conversation:

MS employee 1:
I think we should get rid of WordPad.
MS employee 2:
Yeah, it's old and very limited in a lot of ways.
MS employee 1:
What if we add a small subset of WordPad's features to Notepad?
MS employee 2:
Wow! You are such a genius!

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2025-06-12 21:12 »

LOOOL :lol: :lol: :lol:

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2026-02-12 23:22 »

Triple-enriched!!!

https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/m ... own-links/
Microsoft has fixed a "remote code execution" vulnerability in Windows 11 Notepad that allowed attackers to execute local or remote programs by tricking users into clicking specially crafted Markdown links, without displaying any Windows security warnings.
I swear that the paragraph after the one I quoted has to be AI slop.

Fucking Markdown... :lol:
Thank goodness Microsoft got rid of that old crufty-ass WordPad.

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2026-02-13 15:00 »

LOOOL!!! :sick: :sick: :sick: